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Buddha’s and Monks at the   Mouth Of Hell

Overland through Laos

Where the Bloody Hell am I ?

TREK TO BAN PHONESIM

(Are mobiles  allowed here ?)

Custard Cake & Vientiane

Buddha’s and Monks at the Mouth Of Hell

 Miserable Bastard in Paradise

In deep water:
Sorry I broke the Bridge

Luang Prabang

Kmau Spirit

A Hoot with the Mahouts

Bangkok and Ayutthaya

 

16 September

 

My rendez vous with Somephone worked out perfectly. He was there with another monk friend. We entered the 25 seat Nissan bus along with around 35 others. I was seated next to Jay an American from New Jersey on his first visit to SE Asia. He was planning to go up country on the same route as myself.

 

The heat was almost desperate as we waited for the bus to fill up. There was approximately 50% more people than seats.  The one hour drive on mainly good roads was breezy with the windows open.

 

We stopped at the Friendship bridge over the Mekong to Thailand. There was a big immigration terminal and customs post. Most of the passengers got off Leaving myself, Jason (J), Somephone and two other monks. The road became poor after this point with bad ruts and pot holes. Sitting at the back made a bumpy ride.

 

The Buddha Park or Xieng Khuan  is one of the highlights of Vientiane . It is a collection of some incredible Buddha images in concrete built in the 1950s by the eccentric Luang Pu. As a lover of follies this place is a photographers delight. The concrete figures arranged in a grassy area alongside the Mekong. Having a small troop of willing monks helped with our baggage and Somephone eagerly took  the chance to take team photos.

 

The centre piece is a huge pumpkin like building which we entered through the mouth of hell. More built in scale for children; some of the passages were low and with steep steps it I not a place for someone with a large back pack. There were frequent apertures where you could see the figures inside. Representing Earth Heaven and Hell on three levels; the dusty cobweb draped Buddha’s and figures were a delight to explore.

 

Dim lighting added to the atmosphere. It was a grown up kids playground. We emerged at a dizzying roof top with great views of the site. Only a small handrail by the exit hole prevented a fall to oblivion. Those who suffer from vertigo or are claustrophobic should not enter here. 

 

The top had a symbolic tree with an awkward entry down vertical steps to the dark chamber beneath. J  went first, I found it difficult to manoeuvre at right angles into the dark void, so took the easy way back by the exit hole. The other exhibits were interesting enough with a large reclining Buddha and a smaller 4 headed Buddha with 8 arms looking more like a crab with human head. A 3 headed elephant and a huge frog swallowing the moon were the most bizarre creations. I tried to climb a tower; by the way of an impossibly steep and narrow steps. before a sense of self preservation plus a dose of vertigo persuaded me to go back down. We had a drink in a Pavilion overlooking a locals soccer game and the ever present river. 

          

 

 

Somephone suggested visiting the Culture centre on the way back . It seems a good idea at the time. There was not a lot to see there other than a display of concrete dinosaurs; a few faded statues, an empty exhibition hall. A small and overgrown zoo didn’t impress. Most of the cages were empty apart from an aviary containing concrete birds, a few peacocks and a tiny monkey cage. The views of the Friendship Bridge made the stop just about worthwhile.

 

 

We returned on a tuk tuk, larger than a Thai one, seating 6-8 persons. A group of girls hopped on as we left, two standing on a fender and clinging on.  We returned to the market for the walk back to the river.

I decided to give Somephone a gift to help his study. He had been a good companion and did not give any sob stories. He was a genuine guy who was keen to learn English; I offered to buy him a book the help his study. He selected an English pronunciation guide purchase from the market.