Custard cake!  & the route to Vientiane

Overland through Laos

Where the Bloody Hell am I ?

TREK TO BAN PHONESIM

(Are mobiles  allowed here ?)

Custard Cake & Vientiane

Buddha’s and Monks at the Mouth Of Hell

 Miserable Bastard in Paradise

In deep water:
Sorry I broke the Bridge

Luang Prabang

Kmau Spirit

A Hoot with the Mahouts

Bangkok and Ayutthaya

 
 

The Journey to Vientiane


14th Sept

I collected my gear at the Xayamounkhoung and was at the bus station for Vientiane at 8:40. I had not eaten any breakfast so was going to pick up something for the journey. I bought the ticket and was told the bus was leaving now. They let me dash over to the food stalls. I got some water; but for food the only thing which looked edible were packets of crisps or cakes. I picked up a bottle of water, orange juice and a pack of custard cakes and boarded the bus.


As I’d missed breakfast I decided to tuck into the large bag of custard cakes. They looked good on the picture, but getting into the air filled and sealed packages were not an easy task. My knife as hidden away somewhere, so I struggled with sweaty hand to get to grips with my only source of protein.

After a struggle using a pair of my remaining canines, I managed to tear a small hole, enough to part the tough aluminium reinforced plastic bullet proofed shell. I was sure that opening a small tortoise might be easier! The resultant custard cake was not custard at all. Well not as I understand anyway. The soapy glutinous orange yellow mass of goo surrounded by dry sponge; one stage before fossilization, was really wasn’t that appetising. I had about 18 of the bloody things to eat.

The bus was quarter full so plenty of space, There were several stops around town picking up passengers and (literally) a Honda motor bike which was first up front with the driver and then moved to the rear as the bus filled. This caused difficulties for some of the older passengers who had to climb over the Honda with their bags getting tangled in the handlebars to get to the rear of the bus.

The bus had no air con , but thankfully the weather was fairly cool and cloudy. The front door and windows gave cool ventilation; at least until the bus stopped. The rise in temperature and humidly left me dripping with sweat.

The bus stopped several times with kids passing unrecognisable fruit, vegetables and various barbequed chicken parts of questionable history. Nothing much looked edible or even recognisable so I continued munching on a few more custard cakes. Actually after several of these wonderful culinary creations. I was actually beginning to enjoy them. Well the process of getting them out of there sealed packages were an interesting challenge for the journey!

On one of the many 10 minute stops; a transaction was interrupted half way when the bus sped off, the Passenger threw a banknote out the window; I hope the vendor picked it up!
The landscape as we travelled north was a mix of forest and emerald rice fields with typical South East Asian thatched farm houses. These were similar to the Cambodian style; though neater and better built. As we approached each town smart Thai Style villas came into view. Most of the towns were small; many built of wood with tin roofs.

As the bus headed northwards steep limestone Karst mountains came into view. Jungle clad; they looked impossibly steep. The higher mountains had their heads swathed in cloud. The peaks were up to 1000 to 1500 metres high as we hit the half way point in the journey. The New road was smooth and wide with little traffic so the kilometres rolled by very quickly. Athough the road ran close to the Mekong It was too far away to see until Paksa Din where two rivers converged. The Mekong was often seen after this point.

By 5pm one could see the approach of urban Vientiane with isolated factories merging with nice villas along the road. Traffic increased and a large flowery roundabout and wide boulevard signified entry to the city.

The bus rolled into Vientiane around half an hour early. Now it was time to find somewhere to stay. A few tuk tuk drivers asked for custom; but none of the chaos of other Asian capital cities.

I found the WC and walked outside to look for a Tuk tuk driver. Yes I had to actually come up to one and ask.

I wanted to go to the That Leung Guest House. The driver took me a long way before I discovered he was taking me the wrong direction to the That Leung Stupa
He took me back to the city insisting that I go to a place near the Morning Market which was not where I wanted to be. The Driver had not heard of the That Leung GH so I suggested my second choice near the river; the Villa Manoly. The driver was still pushing for me to stay at the other hotel at $20 I saw it as we passed It looked OK but in the wrong place.
Wat That Xeng

The Villa Manoly looked lovely with gardens and small pool. The room was good; but no internet or anywhere nearby; so tried others on the list . There was a serious communication problem the driver couldn’t understand me and it was now so dark, I couldn’t see the small writing on the Lonely planet guide to show him. I asked to go down to the river and he took me to The Pakse hotel just of the river . It looked nice; but the rooms were small and without chair or table. At $25 I would expect better.

The third try was the Hotel Inter City the LP guide gave a good recommendation and being on the waterfront was in the centre of things The driver wanted $10 for the ride; I wouldn’t pay that as he didn’t know where he was going and was on the commission game for sure. He reluctantly accepted 40,000 kip which I think I was being generous.

As soon as I entered the Inter City I could see this was a classy and attractive place. The lobby and common areas were gorgeous with lots of antique furniture wood and ceramic sculptures and mosaic tiling . Rooms led off a covered atrium or courtyard. The rooms were a good size and the deluxe were beautiful with 4 poster bed and river views, I picked a standard twin with window. Perfect and very stylish and for $30 inc Breakfast. With in-room internet access and free wireless internet in the lobby It was the perfect place to stay! I had a great Indian Meal at the Nazir Restaurant on the river front

 

Hotel  Inter City Lobby

 

Vientiane maths
15th September
After a pleasant breakfast in the restaurant; I took a walk around the city. Looking at the Inter City from the road it was not a distinguished building at all. It certainly doesn’t look as old as the interior suggested. I love this hotel; it was a joy to wake up in such a nice room with its creaking wood floors, wood furniture and double l doors to the inner court. The outside just doesn’t do the hotel justice. just goes to show that one shouldn’t judge a book from its cover.

I walked to the mini mart where I bought a city map. It was another map with numbers with a lot of information in such small type as to be virtually unreadable. Oh dear I must be getting old I suppose! When People ask my age and I tell them; they look surprised and think I’m a lot younger. A good thing really I suppose; but anyway I must move on.

The riverfront was a bit disappointing; just a rough wasteland of high unkempt grass with a scattering of food and drink stalls on a embankment; supposedly as a flood defence. The river was high and swiftly moving. The 3kilometre long island of Hat Donechan was just a small circle of grass. The only notable building to the south was also the cities highest; the 15 story Donechan Palace Hotel.

I walked into the city through a small circular park with a pool with the fountain switched off. From there I found the That Dam Stupa in a neat square. The tower was overgrown and not the national icon I was expecting. Looking closely I could see that is was not this golden edifice; but a brick tower in need of restoration.

 

I continued through neat modern streets to Lane Xang Avenue and the Morning Market, housed in a green roofed pagoda style building adjoining a shopping mall. I spent an hour wandering among the stalls.

 

 

I bought another alarm clock to replace the one that broke a day or so before. I have a really bad time with clocks and watches; the only one that is reliable is my 10 year old Ingersol which is worn out and sand been to hell and back; yet still works OK keep buying new ones but they always break; so I resisted the temptation to buy another in the vast jewellery market on the upper floor.

Outside I met a tuk tuk driver who offered to take me to the Victory Gate and the Wat Luang Stupa; the golden temple which is shown in most of the guide books. The Victory gate was built in the 1960s in the shape; but not style of the Arc D’Triumph in Paris. It was never finished; so is not in the same league architecturally as its French Counterpart. Ugly as it is in drab concrete; some of the interior detailing is quite nice; a kind of Asian style Baroque with blue and gilt painted ceiling. A 3000Kip entrance fee allowed access to a stairway to the top.

The two floors of souvenir markets on the upper floors of the arch took me by surprise. It is a huge monument with great city views The views of the small park below and the surrounding cityscape certainly had a French look to it. One could almost be in Paris except that there was little traffic on the 8 lane, Lane Xang Avenue.

I met a monk, Somephone, who didn’t appear to have a phone but gave me his email address. He lived near Pakse at Wat Nalao temple near the 1000 Islands on the Mekong, close to Cambodia. We talked for some time from the elevated viewpoint. I agreed for Somephone to come with me to the Buddha Park by bus. I would pay his fare and he could explain about it He would teach me a few words of Lao and I would help him with his English. We arranged to meet at 9m by the bus station by the Morning Market.

 

I found my driver waiting patiently for me on the road. It as around 2kms to the Golden Stupa Pha That Luang; or World Precious Sacred Stupa. I spent a while in the grounds taking photos. As I approached the walls the doors closed. As a couple of Westerners emerged, I asked to enter, the uniformed guard told me the gates closed at 12pm. A glance at my watch confirmed that morning was over.

With a little persuasion; the guard let me in for 5 minutes. Well all I wanted to do was take a few photos as the sun was bright and the clouds wispy and attractive.

 

 Ten minutes later after walking around the walls; which were a painting gallery for local artists; I left the site and returned to the hotel. I offered the driver 50k Kip which was around $5.50 . He wanted 70k Kip . I questioned his mathematics I felt confused as he had agreed half that 2 hours before and I’d given him a$3 extra for waiting time. Anyay he had lost his chance for another trip later as I’d find someone else.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


I had lunch in the nice Alexia Tex Mex Restaurant. The music was great and the Chili Con Carne pretty good. I stayed in the hotel for a few hours and walked around the riverside for a while. As sum began to drift down I looked for a good sunset viewpoint. Being a picky bastard I wasn’t going to hang around by the food stalls where the grass was so high you couldn’t see the water properly anyway.

I walked east to where the river curved slightly. An area of freshly cut down grass looked a possible viewpoint. I struggled through the boggy grass to where I saw the only moving boat a powered canoe which was moving slowly upstream against the current. The sunset wasn’t great in fact became cloud bound before I reached the shore. I found an easier route back to the smarter river bars; where presumably my antics on the river banks might have caused them some amusement.

I ate at the Inter City Stone House Restaurant; nice food if a little expensive; service could have been better. I ordered a dark Lao Beer and got Normal Lao; My chicken dish ended up being pork. Oh Well the food tasted OK so I wasn’t gong to make an issue of it; just let them know the mistake.

All text and Images © Dave Perkes 2007  www.peaceofasia.com